I've had a poll going for a while now and I have found out what people would do in the case of there actually being a monster in their closet!
17% of voters would throw something at it.
33% of voters would close the door.
17% of voters would run.
17% of voters would shout for help.
17% of voters would cry and beg for mercy, throw something at it, close the door, run, faint, shout for help AND scream!
(Yes, it adds to 101%, but I rounded the numbers to the nearest whole number.)
So, if ever in doubt of what to do when you open the closet and there is a monster inside.
Go with the majority.
CLOSE THE DOOR!